An attempt at a dorm room party. Note the Obama '08 poster!
We quickly realized that congregation in dorm rooms was a challenge; no one could fit beyond those already sardined in to sleep. So your only real choice — earmuffs, Mom and Dad — was to get a fake ID. Not just so you could get drunk! (Although, let’s be real, that happened sometimes too). But so you souls have a social life, and bars provided that third space.
I don’t know what kids do in 2025 to acquire a fake but, back in the day, you just found someone — an older sibling or, in my case, a classmate’s cousin’s sister — who looked vaguely similar enough to you that a tired bouncer, feeling generous, might not inspect the photo too closely.
All this to say: I was going to bars. But I was not drinking wine.
I was drinking cheap beer, frozen daiquiris and whatever “shot specials” the college bars were offering that night. As my former boss — who I nannied for through college — once remarked, “You kids will basically drink rubbing alcohol.” She wasn’t far off.
But after a few years of that, there’s only so many hangovers induced by well liquor a body can take — especially when you still have to get up and go to class at 8am. And remember: this is New York City, where bars did last call at 4!
Wine was unfortunately not yet part of my vocabulary.
Then, junior year rolled around, and I decided it was time to be a real adult — or at least start acting like one. (I also noticed just how much NYU was charging us for that three-person studio). So a few friends and I went out and found a big-girl apartment.
It was a four-bedroom, pre-war brownstone on the Upper West Side, with crown molding and hardwood floors. I know, bougie, right? We couldn’t believe our luck. Sure, it was a sixth-floor walk-up with no laundry or central air and one tiny bathroom for four people. But hey — that’s why we could afford it.
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